Lord, my woman is talking
Give me four ears to hear her…
Lord my woman is talking and speaking
Give me six ears to listen to her…
Lord my woman is talking and speaking and saying things
Give me eight ears to understand her…
Give me more ears Lord.
She is saying this and that, that and this…
That I this and that she that.
Blah, blah, blah, my woman jabbers.
Lord she is saying that in 2004, January 4th, in the morning, at 9:30, I…
Lord, how does the morn of early 2004 matter today?
She is saying that I don’t listen, never give her ears…
Lord add me more ears I share with my woman!
Lord, my woman is speaking in tongues
About hair and love, pink and lollipop, black and forest, ooh and aah;
My woman, she says Tina is a bitch and Ali is a bitch and I bitch and…
Oh Lord, more ears please: my woman is bitching!
Lord lend me ten, twenty, thirty, hundred ears
(or cut off my woman’s tongues)
Quickly M’Lord, because my woman has just called to say…
We need to TALK!
©Oluoch-Madiang’
LOL! Showing my boyfriend pap…
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NIIICE!!
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Brilliant!
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Oluoch should open a website and put up this poem only…simple language that is not showy, good rhythm, i enjoyed i from start to end
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that is soooo enjoyable
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Lord, how does the morn of early 2004 matter today?
How many men can relate to that line alone? Brilliant piece.
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Lovely piece. Interesting read
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Brilliant, i smiled then said the poet is clever with words….nice finish.
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I can relate. Amazing piece.
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Hilarious and mean at the same time, deep but easy to relate with. I love! Got me laughing like crazy! 😀
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I like.
Brilliant and relational.
Cheers
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enjoyable read.
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Most appreciated all of you…@ Baru, try me at http://madiang.blogspot.com/
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Additionally…check out http://madiang.wordpress.com/
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I like, I like, I like. It’s so real.
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Nice one maddo. Very familiar with both female and male folks.
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Now that’s too funny! Great piece 🙂
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i can totaly relate to this..al day blah blah blah..funny read.
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Madiang, you r gud
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madiang your woman needs to use up all the words in her cheeks daily.Enjoyed the easy wit and humour.
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@ macharia…flog the poem, not the poet (blame the game, not the player). Madiang’ has no comment and has no woman! Lol! Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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It’s a great work bro’
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Hahaha! This ones a killer, very good diction.
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LO..LO…LOL!!!:-D Simply sweet! Cheerz!
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Wow very touching.
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I was privileged to listen to this one out loud with all the vocal inflection required to deliver it’s impact. It’s as good written as when I heard it.
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This is a great read!!
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A good one!very hilarious 🙂
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hahhahhahahhaha…..i died with laughter.. this is a good unique piece. frustrations of a man trying to keep up with his woman jibberish
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nice nice!!
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Good. Very very good. Very true of all the descendants of Eve!
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